ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children

I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins

slope gremlin

when your at a ski resort and there is any kid younger than 12 who is extremely skilled at skiing/snowboarding

Did you see that slope gremlin eat shit on that jump.

Trumpet gremlin

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard

Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.

Gremlin Party

The term originated from the movie "Gremlins" Dorry's Bar party scene. It defines a crazy drunken party where anything is possible.

Ryan: Do you remember anything that happened last night?
Luke: Aint no party like a Gremlin party!

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gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

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cock gremlin

A homosexual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the penises of male victims

Oh shit, the cock gremlin has eaten that dudes penis. Quickly shoot that piece of shit before he gobbles our cock!!

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