Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.

Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".

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Charleston Grits

When a man feels like he has diarrhea, he has sex with his girl, blows a load on her chest. Then, he lets out his diarrhea all over her. He then rubs his hand in the concoction, slaps her in the face and yells YEEHAW CHARLESTON GRITS!!!

YEEHAW Tommy said as he gave Lo a taste of his Charleston Grits.

Tasty Lo said! That was delicious!

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Ghetto-grit

the unconquerable spirit of the ghetto that allows for creative juices to flow

Ghetto-grit got me bustin dis mo'

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grit and dettol

Dettol is a houshold cleaning disinfectant usually used when mopping the floor or for tipping down the sink or into an outside drain.

The idea of using grit and dettol goes back to the first world war and was popularly touted as a cure for syphilis and other sexually transmitted diseases. The idea being that one should retract any foreskin, grit the teeth and apply dettol in large quantity to the head of the penis. This would result in pain, very much pain. The effectiveness of this popular cure is in doubt but certainly the myth endures in popular culture. Though rarely is there anyone brave enough to try it

Man with a girl like that you dont know what you might get. I suggest you use grit and dettol.

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Hack a Grit

Smoking a Cigarette

I just got a pack of Number 7 Red Regulars, in a few ill go Hack a Grit.

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Grit and Spit

to "grit and spit" derives from "gritting" whilst performing masterbation and "spitting" after performing masterbation.

that boy don't do nothing all day he just sits there in his room staring at the tv smoking pot and nothing else but grit and spit.

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hot grits

A term used on slashdot.org often referring to Natalie Portman.

"It's Natalie Portman, man! Have you no sense of history?

That, Hot Grits, and Beowulf clusters are the only things that matter!"

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