Gross out contest

The act of drunkenly attempting to make your drunken buddies vomit by making them envision increasingly disgusting things.

"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."

"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"

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straight people are gross

An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.

Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"

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gross piece of shit

gross piece of shit

ur a gross piece of shit u jew

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Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).

Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"

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Gross Tree Store

An alternative to the grociery store. This word was created as a result of playing with the English language for personal leisure. A mix and match, so to speak.

Well its off to the gross tree store for some gross trees.

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Gross Domestic Product

-noun

The situation that occurs when one black female applies an over excess of hair grease, goop, etc. causing nap.

Ebony applied too much of Aveda's Be Curly and her hair just clumped up instead of being curly. She's got a bit of gross domestic product goin' on up there.

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omfg so gross!

omfg so gross! means like if your feet stink of poop then it would be gross.

Or if your dad has let one rip it wud be omfg so gross!

Or if your winky starts to smell of fish again that would be gross!!

Omg your winky smells! omfg so gross!

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