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(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Grunt bag : one who is trying too hard to impress his or her peers. A low totem pole individual who wants to be the best when they can't.
Yo grunt bag, you ever heard of ligma?? I bet you have cuz you lig my balls.
The very loud grunt a tard makes
Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”
The most badass person who just doesn't give a damn
An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
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A verb in which one releases flatulent air.
"Please do not butt grunt at the table, Johnny. It's impolite."; "I don't feel so well. I've got some major butt grunts going on here."
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A wanabe from Fordyce that has too much time on his hands.
Listen up HO I am the ultimate wanabe
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when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job
"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."
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