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When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.
Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.
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adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline
Skuzzy, unkept beard
Large, rapist style reading glasses
Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.
Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."
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A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.
My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!
when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.
My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.
A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!