Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

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crazy hamburger

Simply the best thing ever

If you’re Kibble, Cloud, Art Decade, Starman or Gibby. Hi it’s pissworm I defined this for y’all

CRAZY HAMBURGER DIT IS HORIBEL

hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

Throat Hamburger

To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.

"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

hamburger meat

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.

Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."

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Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

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