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a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples
she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .
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A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.
"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"
"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."
To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.
"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."
Simply the best thing ever
If you’re Kibble, Cloud, Art Decade, Starman or Gibby. Hi it’s pissworm I defined this for y’all
CRAZY HAMBURGER DIT IS HORIBEL
When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.
Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."
Roomate 2 : "Why?"
Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."
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Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.
How to make Hamburger Helper:
Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
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