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hamster chubs

When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.

hamster chubs

by reggaebooba April 7, 2010


Hungry hamster

The act of putting two guys nuts in your mouth at the same time

Alice is a hungry hamster ! In order to survive the winter Alice must take action by stuffing her cheeks with an ample supply of nuts

by Srorrim June 19, 2019


face hamster

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

by Kwand March 12, 2016


bag of hamsters

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.

We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!

by chewypooh74 August 5, 2013


Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019


hamster's wheel

A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.

The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel

by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005

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Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole

"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"

by Superpickle January 11, 2017