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When you get a handjob from someone that your significant other gave a handjob to first.
Robert learned a lot from Jane’s handjob that when Robert gave me a handy-down he was an expert.
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When the male pulls out during doggy-style and ejaculates down the length of the female's ass crack. Afterwards, the male licks his thumb and smoothes out the semen as if it were a line of silicone.
That chick had a draft so I gave her a handy man.
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To Pull a Handy; to make out or be involved in sensual contact with a much better looking person (even though they may be intoxicated), for the soul-purpose of gaining popularity, even though you just look like a sickining joke afterwards.
Dude, did you that fugly chick pull a handy, that stoned guy was obviously much to attractive to care about her repulsivly moley face.
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1. A TV show on Playhouse Disney/Disney Jr. about a Mexican repairman and his creepy ass talking tools.
2. A Filipino handjob.
For definition 1: My grandpa is weird. He jerks off to Handy Manny porn, with the tools fucking each other and shit.
For definition 2: Dude, I was at Jollibee the other day and I hooked up with a Filipina. Once we went home, she gave me a Handy Manny.
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An underground sexual act involving two men and one woman. Where one male partner will poop into the womans left hand while the other does the same in the right. The woman then takes the hand that the other man pooped in and jerks off the other man with the other males feces.
- I walked in on a hot handy once, i still cant get the smell out of those clothes.
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When SOEM BITCH is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. Brick means jizz.
Man, I should've used the Cum In Handy. That Cum In Handy would've come in handy, fuck.
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Reaching third base whilst in a bathroom (Water Closet) setting.
This girl and I went into the bar bathroom... At least I got a W.C. Handy out of it.
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