Random
Source Code
Random
The person you hook up with most (not exclusively), without the responsibilities of being a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Something between a gf or bf and a fling is a main hang
A wedgie where the victim is suspended by their underwear, which usually causes the undies to rip very quickly. Sometimes, however, the underwear are strong enough to keep the victim suspended, causing intense pain in the crotch and butt.
I was walking back to my dorm after my last class of the day when a guy jumped me. He dragged me to a park, when I recognized him as a guy who used to bully me in high school. He reached into the back of my pants and gave me a wedgie. “Tighty-whities? I shouldn’t be surprised,” he said, continuing to yank my undies up my butt. He pulled my pants down, exposing my butt cheeks. I was in shock, so all I could to was squirm and whimper as he kept pulling. Eventually, he got bored and left me in a painful hanging wedgie on the playground equipment. My briefs didn’t rip for hours, so I was stuck up there, crying from the pain. That was the first of many hanging wedgies I would receive.
7👍 2👎
Good looking man. Likes to play sports. Most importantly, he can be a jerk at times. Very weak to funny girls.
girl: i love you
wei hang: i think i'm gay
To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.
"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'
Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."
58👍 13👎
a term used to describe a relationship between 2 people in which you hang out and bang out, but are not dating.
"Is Harry your boyfriend?" -"No, he's my hang and bang." (or "No, we're just hang and bangs")
65👍 16👎
The amount of hair left 'hanging' off the scalp after a cornrow.
That guy doesn't have NO hang time!
229👍 65👎
When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed
"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."
28👍 5👎