A 2020 just happened

If something went completely downhill you’d just say a 2020 just happened

Omg a 2020 just happened

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what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

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What had happened was

A term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullshit for the next few moments. The statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn't apply to the situation

Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.

***You are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire***

Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.

Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.

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wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.

Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."

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Pics or it didn't happen

A demand for someone to show photographic evidence of a bizarre claim, or you don't believe it

John, you said you fucked 3 girls last night, I don't believe you, you virgin fuck. Pics or it didn't happen.

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Nothing Interesting Happens

The company motto of Jagex Ltd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape.

Player: *use chicken*
Game: Nothing interesting happens.

Alice: Hey Bob, I heard you play Runescape. What's it like?
Bob: Well, nothing interesting happens.

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everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

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