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Kids books. Phenomenally successful kids books.
"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."
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The main character in the Harry Potter book series written by J.K. Rowling. He attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in six of the seven books.
Harry Potter Book Series:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter is my favourite character from the book series. I love the Harry Potter books.
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That dude who get's all the attention for defeating Voldemort. Voldemort actually died from syphilis and his Horcruxes were destroyed by it as well because he wouldn't stop fucking them. Then Harry Potter jumped on the bandwagon and made up some elaborate story about prophecies and crazy homosexual professors because he was an attention-seeking and mentally unstable teenager suffering from serious angst. He then paid a homeless woman named JK Rowling to write his bullshit and help him invent more bullshit, so they both ended up extremely rich and famous. He has three illegitimate children; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. The fact that they all starred in the blockbusting biopic of their father's fake life is just a coincidence.
There's that Harry Potter guy!
Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?
No the guy who defeated Voldemort!
Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-
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An English set of books.
It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone.
It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs.
Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?
Someone American: "Hey, have you read The Sorcerer's Stone with that Harry Potter kid in it?"
Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU!"
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The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis
I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.
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amateur story for racist terfs lol
oh ur a slytherin? thats cool i love harry potter *slythers into ur mom*
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