Lord Farquaad in human form.
Girl: "YOOOO Harry styles kinda looks like that guy from shrek."
Guy: "You mean lord farquaad?"
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To beat the absolute shit out of puberty
Girl 1: whoโs that heโs hot
Girl 2: RYAN?
Girl 1: no, it canโt be
Girl 3: That fucker pulled a Harry Styles on us
Pulling a Harry styles (I have to add this)
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Harry Styles is the most overrated guy ever. Like, I don't see why people love him so much. He has the face of a monkey and my 6-year-old cousin.
My friend: OMG I LOVEEEE HARRY STYLES!!
Me: Who da fuque names their song Watermelon Sugar?!?!?!?!?
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The biggest pussy to ever walk the planet. Whereโs dresses, is confused as to whether he is a man or a woman. Makes shit music.
โHey, is that Harry Styles?โ
โYea, heโs the worlds biggest pussy!โ
โYea, fuck that guy! I wanna beat the shit out of his scrawny little ass!โ
โSame!โ
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Ugly ass nigga which girls simp over him for having long hair
Me: damn look at that homeless dude hair
Jason: thatโs a harry styles
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A overrated artist that only 15 year old Tiktokers think Is hot,
Girl: โOmg Harry styles is so hotโ
Anyone with common sense: โwhat? Heโs overrated and makes horrible music, like watermelon sugar I mean seriously how can you like himโ
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harry styles' current and all time girlfriend is known as user HARRYPOSITIONS on twitter!
hey whos @HARRYPOSITIONS ?
oh thats harry styles' girlfriend!
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