Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.

Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.

diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand

Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five

good high five

The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.

In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.

Hey Ethan that was a good high five!! Nice and crisp

MWSB High Five

When you and a friend are fisting a girl in both holes and you both high five inside her.

Just before she came we did a MWSB High Five.

Florida High-five

A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.

(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)

Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).

Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).

(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)

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Wayside High-five

The slapping of someones ass when they least expect it. causing the other person pain.

Wayside High-five= You go up to a friend who is doing something or not paying attention and slap their ass as hard as you can.

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High fived the tree

smoking weed(marijuana)...

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree

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