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diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand

Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five

by buffbutler October 2, 2010


Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of clichรฉ and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.

Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.

by RadienX Chaosmaker November 12, 2020


Bosnian High Five

Recieving a strong punch in the face upon arriving somewhere

Made extra special if your car door is ripped open to do so or in Bosnia

1. When he showed up to the party he was greeted with a strong Bosnian High Five

2. John's first experience in Mostar was a traditional Bosnian High Five

by Purpleapartment April 7, 2013


MWSB High Five

When you and a friend are fisting a girl in both holes and you both high five inside her.

Just before she came we did a MWSB High Five.

by beardlessw0nder July 24, 2023


Florida High-five

A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.

(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)

Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).

Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).

(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)

by Frank the Fourth July 9, 2010

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Wayside High-five

The slapping of someones ass when they least expect it. causing the other person pain.

Wayside High-five= You go up to a friend who is doing something or not paying attention and slap their ass as hard as you can.

by Big Red T January 27, 2008

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Hitler High Five

When two nazi feel really good after killin some jews they do something called the hitler high five which is a motion of pointing your hand in the air and smacking ones hand

Nazi 1:"Ve Just Kelled som jewz" nazi 2: "zuck vah brozah" *hitler high five*

by mimict2 November 10, 2020

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