Caro Highschool

The high school where half the kids are druggys, the other half is rich. The seniors in this school make school spirt pure gay. Most of the freshman don’t know there times table. The sophomores are dumber than boxes of rocks. Lastly all the juniors are full of drama. Some how every school is intimidated by the tigers.

Hunter: Our game is against Caro Highschool for football tonight

Anthony: Half of them are on steroids

Hays highschool

n.

1: a place of constant discontent and void of all joy.

2: a high school that country bumpkin cousin-fuckers used to rein supreme, until a tsunami of eses came and ate them all with carne asada.
3: yee yee.

Country kid with lifted Chevy and John Deer stickers all over his truck and clothes: "Boy howdy I sure do love Hays Highsc-"

Ese: *munch crunch*

Ese: "Man fuck Hays highschool"

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Westwood highschool

An extremely competitive school that has unreasonable expectations for students if you aren’t super smart or asian You are screwed 70% of the school is Asians the other 30% of people stoners jocks basic white girls thots and losers

Westwood highschool is hell

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lasswade highschool

A shitty place full of chain smokers and tangerines

Yeah big man Ingils is from Lasswade Highschool

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Opeongo Highschool

Nicknamed Dopeongo, we smoke a lotta weed in the sauce canoe and fuck around all day. Farmers the man!

Fuck man IM STONED at Opeongo highschool, shit I MEAN Dopeongo!

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estero highschool

A school that is 'diverse', contaning hundreds of whites and hispanics, 10 blacks and 7 asians

White guy: are you going to attend estero highschool?

Black guy: hell no there is like no black people there.

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Boardman Highschool

I don’t know which crowd is more embarrassing for this dumpster fire of a public school, the wanna be gangsters, or the prissy rich kids. Either way, looking at either for to long, will leave you contemplating jumping off a bridge. Walking down the halls consists of the entitled little rich kids complaining about the color of his/her new BMW, or a wanna be thug talking about how he’s gonna “blick up” some fools with his boys after class. The faculty is full of uneducated, lazy, and downright incompetent men and women, and the teachers are either pretty cool, or pretty fucking stupid.

“You graduated from Boardman Highschool? Im sorry, have a nice day.”

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