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Hiker’s own selective amnesia.
Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).
We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.
Hike j is a small artist (at the time of writing this) in the rap genre he makes great music
Someone: have you listened to hike j?
Someone else: nah
1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...
When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.
This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.
Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.
Crowd Surfing at a Country Music Festival.
Dude, wanna come hick hiking at the muster next year?