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A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss
Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on
When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.
He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.
Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.
I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.
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A sophisticated country person.
John Doe is a sophisticated hillbilly.
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An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.
To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.
"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"
"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"
"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."
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while in the act of giving a somewhat descent blowjob, the girl decides to remove her fake teeth from her mouth and continue blowing, but using the gaps inbetween her teeth as cushioning comfort.
dau thought when melissa pulled her teeth out it was white trashy and disguiting, but it turned out to be the best hillbilly blowjob hes ever had!
jonas brothers also give great hillbillie blowjobs! and theyre gay
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A man who comes home from tha ba at 2 am and decides to place the cut off leg of a bluejean on his head, roll up his sleeves, grab a guitar and begin rockin out to country like its goin out of stile.
Man, Jake Dubya sure was a hillbilly rockstar last night.
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