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feral hogs

Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.

It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.

by torontonium August 8, 2019

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bed hog

The bed hog takes over the entire bed, either shoving you up against the wall so you can't even breathe, or pushing you off the side,If they don't hog the bed, they hog the blankets, rolling up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanketless and shivering.

"GOSH,move over,you bed hog"

by 1234568789 October 16, 2007

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Hogs by 90

Your war cry in combat, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God!โ€ Shouts of โ€œHogs by 90!โ€

"Hogs by 90?"
"Hogs by 90."

by fijihasbiggay November 13, 2020

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whole hog

to pursue something without reservation and to the fullest extent possible

Because it was the perfect opportunity, he pursued it whole hog, working day and night until he achieved his goal.

by Glacial Spain April 7, 2006

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road hog

a driver who takes too much space on the road.

If it were not for that road hog, he would have gotten to work on time

by Light Joker December 17, 2004

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facebook hog

A person who updates their facebook so often that it fills up the home page for everyone of their friends (usually with silly photos and one-line comments).

I opened my facebook only to discover that Shelly had filed the page with minute by minute coverage of her kids at the beach. She is such a facebook hog.

by ratrussell April 7, 2009

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resource hog

A computer function that slows processing time.

That website is a bigger resource hog than Crysis.

by spur November 18, 2013

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