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Sandwich(es), preferably egg salad.
"I'm gonna stop by the Deli to pick up some Homeless Guy Bait"
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I did a good thing today.
I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.
But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
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A person that wears tacky bright colors.
Damn son with your tacky colors.. looking like a homeless power ranger.
The Rock called John Cena a Homeless Power Ranger.
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The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.
Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."
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Another thing that you can call Dream to piss him off.
Y/N: " LOOK! THE HOMELESS GREEN TELETUBY!'
Dream: " STOP CALLING ME THAT. "
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Someone who has a stable job, disposable income and active lifestyle but does not have a primary residence.
Joe has chosen to be High-Functioning Homeless. He works and goes out with friends all the time and when he’s not traveling (like a boss), he sleeps in a trailer or at an AirBnB.
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This is what happens when you get a homeless person to buy you a 6-pack. They get one so an homeless 6-pack is really just 5. Like a baker's dozen sort of difference.
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