Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

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I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

Honestivity

Being honest and a dick at the same time.

Brison: Yo have you heard of Flatbush!?
Tyrrell: Yes, Brison I think everyone has.
Brison: I didn’t ask for your attitude, I asked a question..
Dylan: It’s called Honestivity Brison

Honestivity

Having the qualities of being honest

I am putting more Honestivity in my life and releasing the negativity.