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1)prostitutes and drugs, usually cocaine
2)common poll answer at oaklog that is put there solely to annoy other oakloggers
1) man we had a night of hookers and blow
2) why did you just say that on oaklog again? two demerits for you, and now I will turn you into a dwarf
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A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.
Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?
Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.
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He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.
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The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker
When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
Metalcore band based in VA Beach, VA. Toured extensively in 2008, primarily in Milwaukee where they have a cult following.
Steve-"You going catch Hooker Lips tonight?"
Dustin-"No, I'm too much of a bagel."
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