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bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 August 8, 2008


cholo hoops

hoop earrings larger than a silver dollar worn by women of latino descent. Also any hoop earring worn by women regardless of ethnicity or the size of earring.

with a minature parrot those cholo hoops would make her stand out!

by un_couth January 17, 2011


hoop-sting

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.

"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"

by Jiggly January 21, 2004


Nerf Hoop

When a basketball player jumps so high they make the rim look non regulation as if it was a toy nerf hoop

Dwight Howard when he blocks shots that look like goaltending cause hes so high over the rim or when Blake Griffin hits his head on the backboard you may hear the broadcaster say nerf hoop

by basketball nerd September 24, 2011


hooped tap

A tap that unique in the way that it is hooped

io guy, did ya install the hooped tap?

by AbsoluteCuntOfADay July 9, 2020


Hooping puff

Getting high by inhaling fumes emitted by boiling feces.

Me: "Did you see those kids hooping puff?"
You: "Yeah, let's hoop some puff with them!"

by null society July 17, 2012


Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020