Human

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DUMB ASS THINKING LOOKING UP YOUR OWN SPECIES?! WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DUMBASS THINKING EXPLAINING IT TO YOU?! You should know what your own
species is and if you don't go back to your dad's ballsack and ask one of your fellow brother or sister sperm. C:

Your dumb ass: "Hey mom what's a human?"
Your mom: "HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING YOU DUMB FUCK" *kills herself*

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Humans

A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some

King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans

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human

What would you tell him if you had only hours left?

Us was always magical to me.

Damn you used to be such a horny brainless jock!

You broke my heart. Thats why i desperately wanted to break yours. Which of course went wrong and all i did was hurt myself.

I see and know that you are loyal. And caring. And sometimes annoying. Like asking for a headbutt annoying. But i was happy with you.

This may sound weird but humans are hard to find. And to me you were my human. With a brain in his heart and a heart in his brain.
And no brain in his jeans!

I love you.

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Human

A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus!!!! they suck animals are WAY BETTER !!!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS!!!!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY!!

If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love


go vegan!

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Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

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Human

Annoying things that live on planet earth

Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me

Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.

Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.