A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.
Hummer driver- "yo broh, listen to my hummer rev"
Bystandard victim- "Yeah REV that hummer dick"
When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.
Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.
when a female uses menthol losenges to make her make her mouth all tingly and then performs oral sex on her male counterpart. the humming is optional, but actually takes the menthol effect over the top, usually producing an orgasm rather quickly.
Hey, did you hear Tim telling about the mentholyptis hummer that Melanie gave him? He said he came so hard he almost went into convulsions!!
Protest something or someone by getting on top of a Humvee ranting and raving about an injustice to attract support.
(made popular by Ivy Supersonic parking her Humvee outside Rupert Murdoch's NYC condo screaming "Pay up Rupert!"
I should go right in front of that ripoff store and Rock the Hummer.
With rude referring to awesome and hummer referring to felatio performed while the person giving oral sex hums the term describes excellent oral sex.
yea man, it was a rude hummer.
When your balls deep in a girl's ass and she fars on your dick...
I was banging my wife's ass and she gave me a good ol' backyard hummer...
When you receive a hummer whilst having your nipples electrocuted by a car battery
That bitch gave me an electric hummer and my nipples are sore today