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hummer dick

A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.

Hummer driver- "yo broh, listen to my hummer rev"
Bystandard victim- "Yeah REV that hummer dick"

by dickthong October 8, 2015


Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023


mentholyptis hummer

when a female uses menthol losenges to make her make her mouth all tingly and then performs oral sex on her male counterpart. the humming is optional, but actually takes the menthol effect over the top, usually producing an orgasm rather quickly.

Hey, did you hear Tim telling about the mentholyptis hummer that Melanie gave him? He said he came so hard he almost went into convulsions!!

by mad man beyond thunderdome December 9, 2009


Rock the Hummer

Protest something or someone by getting on top of a Humvee ranting and raving about an injustice to attract support.
(made popular by Ivy Supersonic parking her Humvee outside Rupert Murdoch's NYC condo screaming "Pay up Rupert!"

I should go right in front of that ripoff store and Rock the Hummer.

by Morty C. November 29, 2007


Rude Hummer

With rude referring to awesome and hummer referring to felatio performed while the person giving oral sex hums the term describes excellent oral sex.

yea man, it was a rude hummer.

by hummerlover1234 December 22, 2010


backyard hummer

When your balls deep in a girl's ass and she fars on your dick...

I was banging my wife's ass and she gave me a good ol' backyard hummer...

by xWoRdToYoMoMmAx October 9, 2023


Electric Hummer

When you receive a hummer whilst having your nipples electrocuted by a car battery

That bitch gave me an electric hummer and my nipples are sore today

by jaybena November 3, 2020