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A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.
Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"
Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."
Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."
Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"
Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"
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When you use your penis to flick shit at someone who you don't like.
It helps if you have wood at the time as it allows you to flick further.
Records dating back as far as 200BC indicate tha flicking was commonplace in Hungary.
Not suitable for people with small penises.
Dave was mad with Paul so he grabbed up some of Rosalind's poo and flicked him from up in his treehouse.
That was crazy - a true Hungarian Flick.
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When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
When someone drops a shit into a girl's pussy and then eats her out.
I hooked up with this hot chick last night. After I gave her a Cleveland Steamer, I still had some shit left over, so she had me give her a Hungarian Curry Pot.
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The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.
Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.
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When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.
That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!