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An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.
Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..
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Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid
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Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today
"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"
A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.
Dude, look at that weirdo, he's probably a Sticky Ipad Kid.
The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.
Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!
When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.
Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.
It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"
Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?
Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?
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