Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

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I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

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No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

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A dinosaur from our imagination

Barney

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

pure imagination

A term to express Willy Wonka's room of candy. Or a term to express your mind when you're high

duuuude my mind's like...pure imagination right now

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In my blood by imagine dragons

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.

"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"

IC Imagine

ICI is a charter school in North Carolina full of kids that couldn’t make it in a traditional school environment. They’re known for their weak children and teacher body and incredible in-exceptionalism in all sports.

Oh! You go to IC Imagine? You must be a little bitch!