genshin impact cult

the new christmas genshin impact cult will give u followers

not a toxic cult!!

“Yooo I just joined the christmas genshin impact cult and i gained 200 followers!

Hop on genshin impact

A request to have hardcore gay orgy sex using aloe vera oil and menthol as lubricant. Must have 3 males jacking off while watching and 5 sets of males in the missionary position, totaling to 13 men.

Person A:"Hey Ronny, wanna Hop on genshin impact?"
Person B:"You nasty slut, you know me so well!"

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Genshin Impact Player

A pedophile

Oh no, that Genshin Impact Player is here.

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Hop on Genshin Impact

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

“Yo, hop on genshin impact. My energy is full so I can go for a while.”
“Sure thing! I should probably sleep soon though, so let's make it quick.”

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Impact Playa

A Impactful person, a very Strong Figure.

I'm the real Ip
U don't know sh*t about me
Who the f*ck are you to doubt me
You aint no gansta
You just a straight up hata
i'm the impact playa
Yea thats what IP means
I'm da king
I get all the greens

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Genshin Impact Stereotyper

Someone who calls Genshin Impact Players pedophiles with no evidence to back it up because they read it somewhere on r/shitposting.

John: Hey are you wearing a hoodie with Zhongli on it? You must be a pedophile then!

Keith: See, this is why you’re so annoying. You’re a Genshin Impact stereotyper

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Genshin Impact

The game where degenerates and people alike go to lose money or waste time. AKA: The no Bitches game

Person 1: Guys im sorry but im gonna grind on genshin impact.
Person 2: Sure go play the no bitches game
Person 3: Man we where having such a great time why must u go play the no bitches game

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