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1) Someone who can’t see a job through to the end, as a result of their mind constantly wandering to the golf course and hamberders ; 2) Someone who suffers from premature ejaculation
The country was saved from a descent into total authoritarianism when the orange shitgibbon exposed his limitations and went full One Term Donny
When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.
OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!
When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.
Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.
^short term smiles...
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A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.
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The act of forgetting the last text you sent to someone, making their response seem completely random.
Julie: I can't believe he would do something like that!
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.
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Term used by ignorent student men thinking that this is the last week to pull a girl before she has her period.
The student president replied quickly to the complaint from the women's representative that the tampon machine was out of order "what does it matter, it's only the third week of term?".
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When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").
Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.
Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.
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