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Blowing the bottle is a completely natural sexual act performed by a girl (or a guy) on another guy, in other words, giving him a blowjob.
Person A: So, how was the party last night? Did you end up hooking up with that hot guy? Did you blow his bottle?
Person B: Oh yeaaah I did blow the bottle, it was so big!!!
Person A: Will you blow mine?
Person B: No, your bottle is too small, only like half a liter. Go blow it yourself.
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Verb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation.
Example 1.)
Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?
Person 2: I don't know (makes ketchup bottle motion).
Example 2.)
Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?
Person 2: I don't know, ketchup bottle (motion may or may not be made while saying this).
Example 3) (masturbation)
Person 1: Where did Dan go?
Person 2: I don't know, (insert text from examples 1 or 2)
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Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.
Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.
Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.
Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙
When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work
John must be out with the bottle flu today