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Industrial Windmill

Professional-grade blades which chop air and use the speed from the wind to capture kinetic energy. Preferred by Snoop Dogg.

Most likely an allusion to pot.
Probably.

"Let's buy two industrial windmills" -Snoop Dogg
"Who needs three?" -Snoop Dogg
"But the first one, I broke it." -Snoop

WINDMILL! -Snoop Dogg

yeah yeah he's smoking the right stuff

by ain'tnobigcauliflower January 27, 2012

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Goodwill Industries

A "non-profit" organization that provides employment services for adults with disabilities. Goodwill receives funding for these services by running a large network of retail thrift stores. In reality, Goodwill is nothing more than a scam operation.

Goodwill relies on donations such as clothing, books, and household items. They then sell these items at outrageous prices. The same used shirt that Goodwill sells for $10 can be purchased new at Walmart for $5. Goodwill is also known for buying Dollar Tree merchandise in bulk, then selling it in their stores at inflated prices in order to make a profit.

Where does all of this money go? Straight into the CEO's pockets!

Goodwill takes advantage of the special wage certificate program in order to pay disabled employees less than minimum wage. In other words, the man with Downs Syndrome who works at the donation door is paid 25 cents per hour. At the same time, the CEO makes more than $500,000 per year.

Goodwill's business model is ingenious. They receive free merchandise, sell it for more than it's worth at competing retailers, and pocket the money while claiming it's being used to help people "find jobs" - jobs that are equivalent to slave labor. In addition, they don't have to pay taxes!

I used to work for Goodwill Industries of NCW (North Central Wisconsin). Their current CEO is a money-hungry crook. More Goodwill stores are appearing in Wisconsin than ever before, in addition to hundreds of donation boxes, several "Donation Express" stores, and a brand-new "Outlet Center" that sells items in bulk. Their prices have gone out of control - I can find better deals at Walmart!

Goodwill's "employment services" are useless. They hire adults with autism and pay them less than minimum wage. These same adults could be working at Piggly Wiggly for $10/hour. With a little more support, they can obtain an IT job at a local business for $15/hour or more!

Goodwill NCW recently closed both of its "Harmony Cafe" locations - one in Appleton and one in Green Bay. Their jackass CEO issued the following statement regarding these closures:

"Goodwill has sunk more than $1.1 million to keep both facilities open over the past four years. We can no longer justify that expense."

He took away the #1 gathering place for people in order to line his own pockets. No wonder his former accountant stole half a million dollars from his business.

by Goodwill Employee May 23, 2016

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industry-standard

(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.

As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.

by Lardass October 5, 2003

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Fuck The Industry

1. Solange writes a rap/song dissn the industry for haten on her cause shes not good at what she does.

2. Dissn the Industry for hatin on Solange cause shes no Beyonce. Solange is just as good.

3. Haterzz, Paparazzi & the Industry hate on her cause they say she "lame, can't sing & a bad actress.

Fuck The Industry is a song Solange wrote to let the industry & haterz know, she doesn't care if shes not as good as everyother female singer or anything like her.

by VirgoMoney May 24, 2009

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cottage industry

People making videos at home and uploading them to various video sharing websites and monetizing them either via website's ads or getting paid through crowd funding services like Patreon.

Her cottage industry is that she creates videos and begs for money in every video saying "Please donate any amount you can to keep these videos ad free, links down in description bar".

by Itchyback September 27, 2015

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Industrial Techno

Very aggressive musical form, taking the harsh sounds of industrial music and applying them to the funky, machine rhythms of techno. Examples include some British Murder Boys music, ho.exe, and converter.

Bob is a big fan of Industrial Techno.

by Pakistan Stan November 25, 2009

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film industry

(noun) The enterprise of making and producing films.

(adjective) A form of virulent putrescence found on toxic urban wastescapes, characterised by egocentric nihilism and posturing futility; a rich source of sustenance for assorted lower orders and parasitic detritus, including the morally odious, sycophantic and genetically impolite.

The film industry is full of arrogant egotists, sycophants and poseurs.

by RedbeardOfOz July 26, 2010

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