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A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.
Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.
When one is kicked in the balls from behind, and is forced to leave the ground due to the extreme power of the kick
damn that fool just got infiniti dogged
Infinity gauntlet is the action of sticking your hand up a females vagina while lifting her into to the air. Once the female is lifted you snap like thanos thus the name “infinity gauntlet,”.
Ayo tswizzle, you give Elania that infinity gauntlet last night?
Yes sir bro! She banged her head on the ceiling
Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite
I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool
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Sometime during anal sex, the male pulls out and draws the infinity sign with his dirty member around her funbags.
Girl 1: We took a big step last night, I asked him to give me a dirty infinity. It hurts when I sit down but at least I know our love goes on forever.
Girl 2: I thought I smelled something funny on your shirt...and I'd be lying if I wasn't a little jealous.
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the ultimate no U reached to the level of INFINITY. no other no u or counter variant can stop it.
Tom: hey Paul.
Paul: what is it, Tom?
Tom: ur mom so fat she's starred in the aquarium. (get it, people thought she was a whale.)
Paul: Uno Reverse Card
Tom: no U
Paul: *no U INFINITY*
Tom: commits die by using glock 17
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When you are able to fuck for extremely long periods of time, because you cum into layers of condoms.
Ie: Plan A-Z
"Don't call me now mom! I'm making your grandchildren not feel so good with my Infinity Cock!"
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