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One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
the fact of being scientifically innocent. the admision of taking a police brbe in court. the distiction between diplomatic decision and scientific facts. real hard evidence. not the expert witness textimony of twelve strangers overhearing 100,000 peoples rumours. scientific fact with concrete satilite evidence.
backed by satellite thermal imaging and magnification into your home since the USA army claims it can "see up your ass" as is observable in the jarhead series, that's being scientifically innocent.
1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.
2. My handle.
Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.
Example #2
Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?
Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.