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1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
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When you fart immediately after getting out of the shower, thereby negating its effects.
"Aww, man!" "What?" "I just got out of the shower, and i think that fart was wet... Instant Regret"
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An instant weather report is a THO
If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.
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The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff
The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff
Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines
Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.
Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof
all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch
You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.
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emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.
dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.
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