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The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.
G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.
Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry
Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg
"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"
"do it again?"
joke insurance
Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"
One Month Later...
"My insurance went up by 20%!"