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woods kids

Disheveled children who habituate rural areas, sometimes known as "young'uns". These creatures appear ill mannered, unkempt, and uncivilized, especially when seen in β€œtown”.

"Did you see those kids mistreating that animal, those sure are some woods kids".

by Richard Wags May 30, 2005


Damp Wood

A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

by tmh3 July 23, 2009


Night in the Woods

A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.

1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.

by Sky the Cat July 20, 2017

27πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

37πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


wood grain

wood paneling in a luxury car, i.e. a maybach

'chrome and some wood grain'
-Position of Power, 50 Cent

by Brotha Sexual December 19, 2006

202πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


wood pussy

what pinocchio wants

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

504πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....

Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!

by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009

1660πŸ‘ 237πŸ‘Ž