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National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look its B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020

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Kiss your best friend tiktok trend

There is a stupid trend of girl and guys kissing there best friend and that can seriously ruin a friendship.

Did u hear about that really dumb trend in Tiktok?Kiss your best friend tiktok trend?

by chocolatecakexx July 7, 2020

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National expose your best friend day

national expose your best friend day is when u get all you crazy, embarrassing, cute and silly pictures of your best friend (national best friend day is november 1st)

national expose your best friend day is when u get all you crazy, embarrassing, cute and silly pictures of your best friend

by lala thanarse October 14, 2019

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beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things March 26, 2018

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national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020


National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

by whathemango September 28, 2021


Call your best friend babe day

Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me

Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf

Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day

Jonah:oh ok babe

by Wired December 11, 2019