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A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
Having Bron-ism is when you really want to swear your arse off and you can’t, for fear of the wrath of God or other moral/social judgement so you leave gaps in your spoken sentences only to indicate a possible rude word by a frown, “hmmm” noise or moderate hand gesture of frustration.
It is exceptionally annoying for the friends of people with Bron-ism who simply want the person to let go and say “fuck”, “shit”, “twat” “cock womble” or other such profanity.
One may have permanent or temporary Bron-ism owing to cirsumstance. For example, when at work, when in the company or parents or elders or people of fragile disposition.
“Don’t have a Bron-ism about it, just say what you think!”
“Are you suffering from Bron-ism again.”
The 1984 film "This is Spinal Tap" had a scene where a guitarist explains why they're so loud--the amps have volume dials that go to 11. When the interviewer asks why they don't just recalibrate so that 10 is the highest, there's a confused pause, after which the guitarist repeats, "These go to 11."
An 11-ism is any similar bit of clueless thinking.
Did you hear his defense of horoscopes? What an 11-ism!
I watched the political debates last night and have never heard so many 11-isms packed into one block.
When a man notices a trait or action displayed by his significant other which strongly resembles characteristics similar to those of his mother-in-law.
Baby stop making those animal noises, I’m not enjoying that Libby-ism.
Her-Daniel what time did you book the table?
Him-8pm
Her- well make sure you’re ready at 6, we don’t want to be late.
Him- it’s three blocks away
Her- I don’t want to risk being late
Him- not another Libby-ism
Mihai-ism refers to the behavior or thoughts that resemble those of Mihai. This can lead to an overload of cuteness, recklessness, and chaos. But it is generally considered acceptable socially and emotionally due to its adorable nature.
I am glad I have gotten the opportunity to experience Mihai-ism.
Doing something, an activity, for a cause.
We are riding 300 miles on bicycles to raise money to cure Alzheimer's, this is activity-ism
the continuous practice of introverted geniuses that always claim to know nothing and be clueless while consistently claiming glory as the top performer on any academic exam
*Before Test*
Pete: How do you feel about the upcoming midterm?
Irene: I don’t know anything I’m terrified I’m going to fail
Pete: You always say that and get the top score
Irene: Nah nah nah I actually know nothing I’ll get the worst score
*After Test*
Pete: So how’d that exam go for you?
Irene: I did ok
Pete: Oh how’d it go? I got a 82 so I’m pretty happy
Irene: Just a 96
Pete: *sighs* …. the top score? ugh classic irene-ism