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When a man notices a trait or action displayed by his significant other which strongly resembles characteristics similar to those of his mother-in-law.
Baby stop making those animal noises, I’m not enjoying that Libby-ism.
Her-Daniel what time did you book the table?
Him-8pm
Her- well make sure you’re ready at 6, we don’t want to be late.
Him- it’s three blocks away
Her- I don’t want to risk being late
Him- not another Libby-ism
Having Bron-ism is when you really want to swear your arse off and you can’t, for fear of the wrath of God or other moral/social judgement so you leave gaps in your spoken sentences only to indicate a possible rude word by a frown, “hmmm” noise or moderate hand gesture of frustration.
It is exceptionally annoying for the friends of people with Bron-ism who simply want the person to let go and say “fuck”, “shit”, “twat” “cock womble” or other such profanity.
One may have permanent or temporary Bron-ism owing to cirsumstance. For example, when at work, when in the company or parents or elders or people of fragile disposition.
“Don’t have a Bron-ism about it, just say what you think!”
“Are you suffering from Bron-ism again.”
A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
A logical fallacy where claiming something is an "ism" (i.e. racism or sexism, etc) because a person(A) is part of a specific group and not because of specific comments or actions from person(B) towards that person(A).
Related to both "appeal to emotion" and "ad hominem" logical fallacies: By claiming "ism" one party appears as the victim (thus appealing to emotion) while smearing the other party negatively as racist, or sexist, or other (thus an ad hominem attack).
Jane: "Donald Trump interrupting Hillary Clinton during the debate is a sign of sexism."
Dan: "Why?"
Jane: "Well, because she's a woman."
Dan: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Jane."
Greg: "Obama's healthcare plan hasn't worked out too well for him."
Steven: "That's racist!"
Greg: "Why?"
Steven: "Because Obama is black!"
Greg: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Steven."
Used to describe the action of a person (aka Randi) looking for validation from another person asking them out on a date, but Randi will never actually go on the date, their pleasure comes from being asked out.
Randi's tend to never make solid plans or ghost right before a date, never to be heard from again after weeks or even months of frequent communication. Randi's will end up alone.
Common Randi traits are:
-posts heavily filtered images on social media daily
-frequent non-stop texting
-delusions of grandeur
-unreasonable desires or expectations of a partner
Jamie realized they were a victim of Randi-ism when Quinn stopped texting the day before their date after months of daily conversation.
Is when an individual develops mental problems which decreases their ability to be a good league player
If you are diagnosed with kenny-ism you are 100 guaranteed to be reported for unskilled player
a disorder when you get so drunk...like drunk to the point of no return and you start doing/saying outlandish and ignorant things, mostly in a public setting. People look at you and they are blessed not to be you. You soon become a model of how not to live your life. You are the laughing stock of the bar or party, but more importantly, you are inevitably, “that guy.”
Damn bro I was busted up at the party last night, but Jason had a case of that guy-ism. He threw a punch at Eric, cussed out a chick and pissed our loveseat.