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Cross Country (from a ex-XC runner's view)
Side affects may include but are not limited to:
-strong comraderie (some call it super gay, we call it bromance)
-super manly looking legs (until we have our girlfriends shave them for some god-awful reason, seriously we weren't even drunk)
-abs that you can wash your clothes on
-the ability to run from the po po when they show up to a party uninvited
-GETTING MAD BITCHES! (actual results may vary)
Now let me turn on nerd mode. Why people call cross country runners gay / crazy:
Running scares the hell out of most people because it hurts. Anybody who likes pain is a nut. No arguement. Myth confirmed. As far as the gayness goes, yeah we play a lot of grab ass at practice, because you have to have fun to deal with the bullshit thrown at you in practice. That's not why you call us gay. You're scared as hell that somebody enjoys that pain and are...dare I say...intimidated... in the subconcious. Not because were so massive *sarcasm*, but because we just won't fuckin quit.
:Did you see that guy?
:Yeah he's a Cross Country runner and a much better athlete than us football players
:Yeah let's call him gay, because that's what everybody does when their jealous as hell of somebody.
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Someone who wears either items of clothing or complete outfits traditionally associated with the opposite sex. Most people who are called crossdressers are heterosexual males. Most women crossdress, but female crossdressing is considered normal.
1. Man wearing a woman's dress in 1980.
2. Woman wearing pants in 1880.
3. Woman wearing a kilt. (look it up)
4. Not a man wearing a kilt.
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The best sport in the world! It's a lot of hard work, but it's also a ton of fun! Running is so much fun, but so hard at the same time! It get's you in amazing shape (if you actually work hard in practice and eat well) and makes you feel good! Cross-country teams are always super nice. They're like a second family.
That group of people love to run and look like they're having a good time! They must be in cross-country!
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the best SPORT out there. it takes a certain type of person to run cross country and to enjoy it. Distance runners love running and are superior to everyone else. runner girls are the best looking and thats just one of the many positive points of cross country.
Cross country runners are the toughest people out there.
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A sport of endurance. this translates to: a sport where people run themselves into the ground for the sole pursuit of bettering themselves as athletes. Cross country running truly is the purest sport in the world, it consists of two or more (usually much more) individuals racing against each other and themselves, my physical ability against yours. The kind of pain cross country runners go through is indescribable, but it is the most intense pain I have ever experienced. Cross country runners often wear short shorts, this is because wearing longer shorts will mess up their strides and slow them down. While this has attracted ridicule from many non-runners, this is not a problem for runners that are not insecure and do not question their sexuality.
that cross country race was awesome! i PR'ed by 30 seconds!
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A male porn star. He's the equivalent of Justin Bieber in the porn industry; the girls are always drooling over him. He's got a nice thick dick that Faye Reagan seems to always be sucking little babies out of. He's sexual man chocolate.
Last night I was watching a porno with Dane Cross and Faye Reagan and I spilled my babies all over the brand new couch. My mom is going to kill me.
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The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.
What I do in my spare time.
"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."
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