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A man boy who'll let you borrow his windbreaker for two days if you suck his pickle. He's got a cute dog, and a smol pickle. He's a scary boy sometimes, and acts like Harry Potter when he's high.
Example 1: Your dickle pickle is skinny Jacob. But you a thicc bootay.
The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.
"You see Jacob over there?"
"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."
A very loving and cute guy. Very competitive and athletic. Not afraid of anyone regardless of how big or small he is. Typically Jacobs are good at fighting and are tough. Jacobs and Morgans make great couples. Jacobs have big dicks usually around 9 inches.
"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.
2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan
Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")
Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?
When you blame everything on someone else
Example don't be such a Jacob on him