Zoë Jane

Best girl alive, big booty, you know.
Don't call her just Zoë, she'll bitch about it all day.
'It's Zoë Jane sir!'. Yeah, you don't wanna do that.
She's hot never the less, I'll do her any day.
If you like a girl who's smart and yet ruines the foundation of proper grammar,
She's yours, you know... as soon as she gets single.
she'll threaten you a lot (With punching you), but she's just into you.

'Zoë is so pretty'
'KISS MY ASS, IT'S ZOË JANE, ASSHOLE'
'Yours any day, Zoë Jane'

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jane blaster

a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not

guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"

guy 2 - "thats not jane blaster...."

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Jane Eyre

A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.

Jane Eyre was a governess.

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Mary Jane

Mary Jane is a private school girl that excels at everything. That includes studying, swimming, and art. Especially art. She has a very big future planned ahead of her. She also has a great sense of witty humour and a pretty all teeth smile. Mary Jane has a great easy going personality and she is perfect for being a friendlike lover. Especially since she enjoys the little fun stuff like just chilling and having icecream. She may also be very honest and blunt. She also has a great sense of style. However although she may seem confident and perfect she is actually very insecure about loving and she wants a guy that would love her for who she is. She is probably also insecure about her body. She wants a guy to be devoted and communicative. Don't call her marijuana.

I'm thinking about asking Mary Jane out. She is amazing and real with people. I hope she goes out with me.

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mary jane

nickname for marijuana; many singers use this in their songs

"Last dance with Mary jane, one more time to kil the pain..."
-Tom Petty

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mary jane

another word for weed.

police officer: are you smoking marijuana in there, sir?

stoner: no man, i'm just hangin with my girl mary jane.

police officer: where is she?

stoner: in my pocket *walks away*

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mary jane

slang for weed. mary jane is the literal english translation for marijuana.
mary=mari
jane=juana

Me encanta mi marijuana.
(I love my mary jane.)

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