January 13

The day, month that only true thugs are entrusted to have a birthday on. If you were born on this day your most likely one of the coolest people on.

P1:Keanna was born on january 13th?

P2:Yea, that must explain why she is sooooo friggen coooool

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11 january

You are a legend! You know everything and you are very intelligent.

They become a very important in the future.

You are a 11 january!

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january 28

A j.cole song establishing the superiority of people born that day.

“Check your birthdate…January 28” — j.cole

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January 20

NO HOMEWORK DAY
THE HAPPIEST DAY TO ALL STUDENTS

teacher: So your homework is page 2 to page 6 on your activity book and...
Student 1: Mrs. Yee, its January 20
teacher ：and？
Student 2: Teacher your not suppose to give homework on this exact day.
Students: YAY.....

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January 31

National Crackhead Day

Every crackhead must come together and do crack

Crackhead 1: Bro, it’s January 31.
Crackhead 2: You know what that means.
Crackheads 1 & 2: *whip out crack pipes*

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January 16th

If your born on this day your the prettiest, coolest, and best girl/guy. When people look at you all they see is a beautiful young person that they can see a future with. Your super caring and everyone you meet falls in love with you.

Oh look at her, shes so pretty she must be born on January 16th .

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January 2nd

The best day of the year. People who are born on this day love the winter and holidays. People are always telling you about how you were almost a new years baby.

I was born on January 2nd

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