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An occasional office holiday celebrated on specified Fridays during which employees are encouraged to bring their instruments as well as a "jazz attitude". However, it is subject to cancellation by superiors. The holiday, often shortened to "J.F.", is noted for sharing a lot of similarities with advertising.
Martin and John were thrilled to celebrate Jazz Friday, but Ben canceled it.
A fag who lives in Newtown and head-fucks washing machines and loses 8-5 to amigos in 6-aside because he missed 12 open goals
Person 1: oi I heard we are versing jazz foy this weekend
Person 2: oh easy he will fucking miss every shot he takes
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A Hard Drive on any computer that contains a serious amount of Porn (Jazz)
There should be at least a 70 / 30 ratio in favour of the porn over everyday applications, like Windows
I must have over 70 Gig's of Porn on my Jazz Drive
to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.
you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!
1.) Slang for doing the nasty.
2.) Something we do after we thin gin and before we die soon.
We thin gin. We jazz june. We die soon.
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Jazmin (Jazz): A Natural-Born Badass.
Jazmin is the type of person who will always stay by your side, make you laugh when your sad, and through you a wild card every once in a while. Jazmin is a girl who is very like-able, but is easy to be jealous over. She makes friends with ease, and can make anything into a joke. Jazmin is very intelligent and an amazing bestfriend. Jazz will do anything for those she cares about, and won't take crap from anyone. She is very forgiving, independent, a lot a bit crazy, trusting, speaks the truth/her mind, and is someone to lean on, if need be. Jazmin is a rare type of person, so if you find one make sure you treat them right and never let them go.
A college jazz musician who is a bro. Usually socially adept, a jazz bro attends parties, drinks beer, plays beer pong and partakes in the usual bro activities, but listens to and plays jazz music. Some can be socially inept however, and can be extremely biased when it comes to music, displaying elitist qualities. These jazz bros can usually be picked out by the presence of a soul patch. Some jazz bros listen to hip hop with jazz overtones, as well as funk and fusion music.
Steve is totally a jazz bro. Look at the way he sinks those shots in pong, while listening to Kind of Blue.