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When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.
The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.
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Cuffed jeans are jeans that have the bottom rolled up above the ankle. They have been in the fashion world for many years. In 2019, the LGBTQ+ community has "claimed" cuffed jeans as bisexual. However, no matter what your sexuality is, cuffed jeans can be worn by anyone. Straight, gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter. Cuffed jeans are a universal fashion statement to be shared by all genders and sexualities around the world!
Person 1: Hey, I like your cuffed jeans!
Person 2: Thank you! I think that they're great!
Person 1: Yeah, cuffed jeans are a fashionable item of clothing that anyone can wear!
Person 2: I agree!
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The totally uncool fashion trend amongst emo kids. Consists of jeans that are waaayyyyy too tight. Often showcasing ones coin purse in the process of being "Cool".
Dude, the emo kids are hanging out down at Hot Topic perusing through the latest manorexic jeans shipment.
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a woman that has a son/daughter that is in denial by the son's/daughter's father.
It refers to the song, Billie Jean, by Michael Jackson.
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Blonde Adult Film-Star Goddess with the best of curves and the most divine of features. She is seen only in the classiest of pornography. The porn star of choice to Grandmaster Sebbe Soderberg.
Bro I fapped to Elsa Jean last night, she's a total dime.
Damn, I had no idea Elsa Jean went to our school.
You're so hot, I thought I was watching an Elsa Jean video.
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the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"
"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"
"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
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Some hoe who think your her baby daddy
Man....did you see that bille jean last night
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