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A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.
It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.
Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
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Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.
Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.
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A bouncing bum, not necessarily female.
The once was a curate at Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.
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The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
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Someone who acts/plays hard headed, but really is soft at heart. Like how a jelly bean is hard on the ouside and soft in the middle.
"Thats my brother, Ant. I call him jelly bean. Hard headed on the outside, soft on the inside."
From the movie; ATL
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1. Female genitalia.
2. Intercourse
Old blues song: "Jelly roll, jelly roll, sittin' on a fence / If you doan get some you ain't got no sense / Just wild bout my jelly / My sweet jelly roll." (NOT composed by Jelly Roll
Morton)
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A type of sweet sold as far as I know just in England...they are alright - quite similar to fruit pastilles
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