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A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.
Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"
Rj: "No way, really?"
Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."
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a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you
Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today
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1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!
Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!
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When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.
Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!
Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.
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What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!