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She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.
Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?
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When a bitch pretends to be your friend and turns out to be a rat
(friend) she’s such an asshole
(Me) ahh, that must be the Jodi effect!
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Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.
Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.
Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.
Person 1: Where do you play?
J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.
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When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.
After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"
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The most special couple in the world, people try to split them up but they will always be together till death do them apart, sometimes argue but because they are strong they always make up and be together josh is a great guy and loves his girl more than anything in the world and gave her his heart and never wants it back, Jodie is beautiful stunning and the most perfect girl in the world who loves josh and has gave him her heart that he will never break ,both will make it together forever and soon a big diamond ring will be on Jodie's finger, I love you so much baby boo ;)<3
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when two people are playing halo and they are in a stand off and one of them gets shot. another one of your team members pops out of nowhere and blasts the crap out of the person that just shot your teammate.
"omg"
"what"
"he finally killed me, crap"
BOOM!
"yes! that guy that just killed me totally got jody killed"
"nice"
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