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The term Julian describes someone who is a fast food worker, a recovering drug addict, and a mushroom lover. Julian's usually need to live with their parents to get on their feet after dealing with all the other issues they have. Julians usually live in some broke ass border town in Texas, like Laredo. They appear to really be sincere at first early in the friendship, especially when they need something. They don't care who you are, they just want a ride home from work, or they want to hang out with you if you've got some pot.
This term comes from 'Julian Garcia' a famous character in these parts that deserves to be forgiven for everything he has ever done wrong.
Julians are not necessarily from Laredo, but this term might also be used on someone that lives in Austin as well. Julians really enjoy bisexual butt sex, spewing their lazy seed into the anus of some sleazy cum hungry mongrel, with desregard for their own body. Julians can be forgiven, but they have to fully recover from the effects of their hardcore mooching lifestyle. They also have to learn how to become more sincere.
1. "Please don't pull a Julian, just make sure you pay me back when you get your next paycheck, ok?"
2. "Jake's made my parents mad again for getting all Julian last night, and joining some gay gang rif raf."
3. "This mexican will Julianize your cock if you've got a bag of weed for him."
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Julian is your average serial killer. He’s hot and ready to mingle. He’ll lure you in with his sweet muscles and personality, then take you into his bedroom. He’ll turn on his PS4, and dominate you in fortnite. Once he dominates you in fortnite, he’ll dominate you in real life too. Slowly suffocating you with his massive muscles. Soon you will be overjoyed, and excited. Then he will drag you to his basement where you will spend the rest of your life. He feeds you the past bodies, and soon you fall more and more in love with this Gaylord. Moral of the story, get yourself a Julian. Best kidnapper ever!
Omg! Is that a Julian??? I wish I could be suffocated by that gaylord! 😍
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A nice dude! Julians are usually darker haired and play some kind of instrument. Julian has lots of friends and a large group of admirers who follow them around everywhere. Julians are also very attractive, to the point where many girls pine over him at once. You're lucky if you can pin one down! Julians also love caffeine, video games, and are loyal af.
You - Whoa, is that Julian?
Person - Yeah, he's super nice! And hot. very hot.
Julian - *exists attractively*
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someone with a small misshapen nose, often confused with Gollum from lord of the rings ,
likes feltching Tramps
look at that tortoise , he's got a julian nose
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An pure idiot that thinks he is cool and relevant. He lies about everything to make himself look cool. He has basically no friends and begs for money all the time.
Julian: can you buy me a slice?
Jasper: you already owe me money
Julian:You’re fucking autistic!!!
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