Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

Junk Dust

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.

I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

Junk Punt

The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.

After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.

Junk Bond

When your nuts stick to the side of your leg.

Shorty was feelin' homeboy till she saw him pick a junk bond.

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junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

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junk in the trunk

Adj. Describes a woman with a fair to good amount of ass. Generally caries a positive connotation.

I can't stand those anorexic girls, I need a girl with some junk in the trunk!

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