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Annoying "yummy mummys" who wear acrylic nails and make-up with "active wear".
The playground mafia Don.
Feeds her children plain rice cake snacks and ice water in a family flask & judges you for giving your children a Mars Bar, a Ribena and a packet of Wotsits.
Karen is a towering pillar of 30+, while privilege.
Karen prides herself on having children who dont throw public tantrums like yours but because she is on the board of governors, is discreetly called into school regularly because her child is a spiteful little fucker who bites & calls the poor kid a smelly gyppo.
Sometimes, Karen went to university & thinks that people without degrees are peasants. No one in her friend group actually likes her because she makes bitchy remarks or uses crying laughing emojis to invalidate their opinion or belittle their perspective. She assumes that people value her degree over the wealth of experience that others have too offer.
She doesn't engage in debate & is currently on the phone to head office to complain about your attitude, demanding you be sacked.
If she isn't already with your manager, she is telling your friends "thats just ridiculous", laughing at you in the hope of convincing them that you are a stupid and unworthy person.
All of Karen's profile pictures are of glasses of wine in various locations around the house or sometimes in her hand. This convinces you of how classy and positively continental she is.
You: I read the other day that ANYTHING
Fortunately, this is her field.
Karen: It really isn't (Crying laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji)
Me: I was on a course and my tutor told me ANYTHING
Fortunately, she already has a degree in primary education and she is about to make sure you know that.
Karen: Well, thats just not true (laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji)
Me: but i've been reading about it and...
Karen: I've got a degree in primary education with QTS and I can tell you.... (Laughing emoji.... Spay my tea out laughing GIF).
Karen to your friendship friendship group:
"Oh my god! can you beleive she tried to tell ME... I dont think she even got her GCSE's. (Laugh, scoff, Laugh). She's a teaching assistant! She's a glorified babysitter.
Your child throws a whopping hissy fit in the middle of sainsbury's.
Karen: Oh, I wouldt let her get away with that. if mine...
Karen to your friend circle:
"Have you seen the state of what she calls parenting? (Scoff, LOL, PMSL, ROTFL) ... I would never allow Saffron to..."
PTA: Fuck offf Karen, you've been called in for a quiet word every day this week because saffron pinches people and steals lego when she thinks the teacher isnt looking (or) told all of year 4 that the new girl wee's herself and her mum lets her do it; her mum said. Karens little angel is a chip off the old block.
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A person who’s rude and ALWAYS asks to speak to the manager, and gives out the WORST snacks on any occasion and DOESN'T celebrate fun occasions and CANT take ANY jokes.
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A crazy bitch who won't let you talk to your friends and is hairy as fuck.
Jordan: "Yo, you remember that gorilla that you dated?"
Some other guy: "Oh you mean Karen?"
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Karen is a funny, talkative, outgoing girl. She might not be the sharpest pencil in the box but she is definetly a creative and talented person. She can be extremely talkative at times and might say the wrong things to people but they know she never means to hurt anyone it is just who she is: a talkative, fun, and creative person
Karen is the most talkative girl in the school!
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Someone who yells at people who don’t wear masks even though they have a condition where they can’t
Person 1: I didn’t wear a mask but still maintained social distancing but some Karen still yelled at me like a lunatic
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The best looking girl in school; the hot mom of the PTA. Smart funny and honest to a fault
Always look around for the Karen in the room.
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An antivax mother of 3 children and has a business haircut. Most commonly seen at a department store asking to speak with the manager.
Bill: Karen’s 4th child recently died
Carter: She should start using vaccines so there isn’t another plague outbreak
Bill: I saw her earlier trying to speak to the manager at Lowe’s
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